Men will never learn...

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a gamewarden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you a ticket."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the gamewarden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

Easy Vs Difficult

Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.

Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

 

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

 

Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue.

 

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound.

 

Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.

 

Easy is to set rules

Difficult is to follow them.

 

Easy is to dream every night

Difficult is to fight for a dream.

 

Easy is to show victory

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.

 

Easy is to admire a full moon

Difficult to see the other side.

 

Easy is to stumble with a stone

Difficult is to get up.

 

Easy is to enjoy life every day

Difficult to give its real value.

 

Easy is to promise something to someone

Difficult is to fulfill that promise.

 

Easy is to say we love

Difficult is to show it every day.

 

Easy is to criticize others

Difficult is to improve oneself.

 

Easy is to make mistakes

Difficult is to learn from them.

 

Easy is to weep for a lost love

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

 

Easy is to think about improving

Difficult is to stop thinking it And put it into action.

 

Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them The benefit of the doubt.

 

Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give.

 

Easy to read this

Difficult to follow.

 

Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Funny Marriage Jokes

Confession

Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.

"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."

But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."

"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."

Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"

Get me a Beer

Keith comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."

Keith sighs and says, "It's started . . "

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The World Largest Cellphone made by Samsung Company

Now a days Electronics Cellphone gadgets become smaller smaller and smaller but Cricket Communications and Samsung Mobile company make a biggest or largest functioning cellphone in the planet earth, as of now no one could break as guinness world records with measured of 4.57 x 3.42 x .74 m (15 x 11.2 x 2.5 ft) it was located at Illinois, USA and created last march 11, 2009. The name of the samsung cellphone is SCH-r450. Last march this cellphone is free of charged for text and call.

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